Greetings, gang. I've been traveling a ton... Which has really cut into my fishing reports. These pictures were taken over the last week. I'm not going to bother to separate them into days. I'm just too busy here in Las Vegas. But, I thought, the world needs to see some pictures of jacks.
Sooooo.... I said in the past that jacks were trash fish. Well, it turns out, they're highly desirable GAMEFISH. And, I know how to catch'em! So when I said no more pics of jacks and whatnot, well that was crazytalk. Jacks are total gamefish and now you'll see a grip of photos of aforementioned fishes.
THIS IS A JACK. GET INTO IT. NO SNOOKS HERE, BUDDY... 
HORNETBEARS HAUS OF JACK ANGLING. IN HAWAII I'M A HERO 
HIPPY! SOBER UP! THE LIGHT IS HITTING THIS PALM TREE PERFECT. PLAY YOUR TAMBOURINE...NOW! 
I would like to digress right now into the nomenclature for jacks... The Jack Crevalle and the Jack Trevally are, as close as I can distinguish, the same fish. I think it might be a Creole name for the same fish. Like "drunk Creole" and "Mark Twain" My brief research on the subject backs this up...
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/Descript/CrevalleJack/CrevalleJack.html
You'll note the ichthyologicial data on the subject. Good question for the forum because I think there is a understood difference that I may not know. Please elaborate. Discuss. Drink. Discuss more. Debate shoe preference. Discuss. Drink.
With that said, back to the Jack photography...
22 INCHES OF FURY. UNBRIDLED FURY. LOOK OUT. 
YOU CANNOT DENY THEY'RE A BEAUTIFUL FISH... 
AND WILDLY ACROBATIC. WHY, THAT'S A ACROJACK! 
THAT'S A STRIKE KING IVORY. THEY'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE! 
YOU'LL NOTE THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE ON MY WATCH...HIGH...BUT FALLING...THUS THE RED HOT BITE... 
BLUEFISH RUN WITH THE JACKS. AND I CATCH THEM TOO. I THINK THE BLUEFISH FIGHTS HARDER THAN ANY FISH, POUND FOR POUND. 
WHEN I HAVE A REALLY, REALLY GOOD IDEA, THE CLOUDS DO THIS... 
THAT'S A FUNNY LOOKING DUCK. STUPID DUCK. YOU'D BE GOOD WITH SOME WASABI! 
HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY. I'M GONNA GIT U! STOP DIVING UNDERWATER! I'LL SMACK YOU WITH MY PADDLE! 
BEST DOCK LIGHT IN SARASOTA AWARD GOES TO... THIS GUY! I GET THE FEELING HE BOUGHT HIS HOUSE BEFORE THE REAL ESTATE BOOM... 
A DOCK LIGHT THIS NICE DESERVES 2 PHOTOS... 
IF ANOTHER PERSON SAYS THERE'S NO FISH IN SARASOTA, I'LL SMACK EM WITH THIS BLUEFISH! THERES TONS OF FISH, DaveR! 
THAT IS A STUPID LOOKING DUCK. I'LL SMACK HIM WITH A BLUEFISH TOO. DUMB DUCK. WITH YOUR ORANGE EYE. PRETENDING TO BE A EXTREMELY RARE HERON. YOURE GOING DOWN. 
THESE LURES GOT DETAILED! GET IT? DE-TAILED! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! 
IS THAT BUILT TO SPEC? WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. JACK? 
OHHHHHH! GAMEFISH! I CAUGHT THIS ON AN 8WT WITH A CLOUSER FLY! OH WAIT. I THINK FLY FISHING IS RIDICULOUSLY STUPID. MY BAD. 
"HORNETBEAR, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE YOU PUTTING ME BACK IN THE WATER. I'LL PRETEND YOU CAUGHT ME ON A FLY. I PROMISE. RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT, BRO! EVERYBODY LOVES THAT MOVIE!" 
NOTE THIS BAIT IS A TRADITIONAL JERK. I HAVE PHASED OUT GULPS. THERE IS NO NOTICEABLE DIFFERENCE...EXCEPT WHEN YOU CATCH A BLUE CRAB... 
THE LUCKIEST FISH IN THE WORLD. 
"IS THAT A CUBAN? I LOVE THOSE. YOU CAN'T GET THEM HERE IN SARASOTA. HEY! THAT'S A NICE SUNSET!" 
ATTENTION TERP! THE FISHING IS AWESOME IN FRONT OF YOUR PAD! WELL...THE FISHING IS GOOD WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND... 
YOU DON'T SEE THIS EVERYDAY ON A LURE, GANG... 
ATTENTION HIPPIES! SOBER UP! NATURE SHOT INCOMING! 
AND ANOTHER! HIPPY SHOTS APLENTY! THROW YOUR HACKYSACK IN THE AIR AND WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! 
NOTE TERP'S KAYAK SITTING DORMANT IN THE DISTANCE... 
HORNETBEAR FINE ART SHOT 
THE UNLUCKIEST FISH IN THE WORLD 
And that does it readers! Another week has come to pass. Fin.
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You are my hero. You're fishing reports are the best in Florida and I wish I wasn't such a tool and could catch fish like you. You're like a god to me.
Sincerely,
David Willis
Posted by: David Willis | December 23, 2008 at 02:21 PM